For years, the petting zoo has been a staple of Skidmore's Earth Day celebrations, allowing students the opportunity to connect with animals and giving vegan students the chance to make their meat-eating peers feel guilty.
Read moreSpring Comes to Saratoga, Turns Out to Be April Fools Joke
In a statement to the Skidmore News, the weather said, "Gotcha, bitches."
Read moreStudent Art Exhibit Just a Bunch of Blank Canvases
An exhibit at the Schick Art Gallery that opened last week is already turning heads. The exhibit—which shows off senior art students’ midterm projects—consists of eight blank canvases from four different students across campus.
Read moreReel Talk: Student Actually Listens to Movie Reviewer, Sees Movie
A Skidmore student, who wished to remain anonymous, actually listened to a movie review he saw in the paper, culminating in him physically going to see the movie in the theater last weekend.
Read moreStudents Protesting Avocado Toast
Over the last eight months, Avocado Toast has become one of the most controversial rappers in the game today.
Read morePolitical Activists Build Bernie Sanders Statue in Atrium
The face, a hyper realistic likeness of the senator, was made out of peanut butter packets that had been emptied and molded.
Read morePulp: Interdepartmental Courses Being Offered Next Fall
The second half of the semester will be spent in one of the dance studios, choreographing a tap-dance piece in response to contemporary social injustice in America.
Read moreDrunk Girl Drops Doughboy; Foul Play Suspected
The Skidmore News will be continuing coverage of the investigation.
Read moreSkid News and Gloria Steinem Teach You How to Meet Boys
The Skid News editorial board was unanimously in favor of the idea that young women are only political to meet men.
Read moreSkidmore Student to Set World Record for Most Work Ever
Students attend college expecting a challenge, but sophomore Kelly Litewate had no idea her challenges would go down in history forever.
Read morePulp: Res Life Directors to Hold Fireside Chat
"We've learned from the best," Ballentine said in a statement to Skidnews, "and by the best, I'm obviously referring to Phillip Glotzbach."
Read morePulp: Santa's Elves Demand an End to Cultural Appropriation
Their goal? To put an end to ironic twenty-somethings and their 'ugly sweater parties.'
Read morePulp: Skidmore Students Propose Eliminating Thanksgiving
As a community, we cannot, in good conscience, continue to engage in a tradition with such barbaric roots.
Read morePulp: Glotzbach Addresses Culturally Appropriate Thanksgiving Celebrations, Inspired by Yale
Was the Turkey in any way victimized before arriving at the table?
Read moreWhat kind of Partier are you?
Have you ever been to a party or social gathering and wondered what you are like? Take this quiz to find out!
Read moreBlurbs Overheard
"Any animal can work as a sidekick as long as it can drop a sick beat!"
Read more5 Costumes you saw on Saturday
All of the costumes that you saw over the weekend can probably fit into one of these categories!
Read moreReal Obscure Horror Films Explained in One Sentence
Ed Cannon takes a bite out of crime.
Read more5 Skidmore Freshman Reveal Their Personal Testimonies!
For the first time in the history of the college, freshman students across the campus reveal their biggest issues in their first semester at Skidmore.
Read moreHilary Clinton Takes on Skidmore Issues (A Pulp Creation)
Secretary, are you willing to address your Tinder profile?
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