"I love throwing up in my mouth—it's just so refreshing." -overheard in Scribner Library
"Are you going to poop in my pillow and make me eat it?" -overheard on Case walkway
"I know this sounds cliché, but truth is my muse."- overheard in JKB
"There are so many adverbs to describe diarrhea, but insatiable is not a common one."- overheard on Case walkway
"Any animal can work as a sidekick as long as it can drop a sick beat!"- overheard in Dhall
"Professor, I've hardly had anything to drinkall day." - overheard in Palamountain
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