A Chapter in which Two Colleagues Reaffirm that Mechsuits are Much Better than Work Parties

The hall opened inward, a vast iron and glass space polished with precision and filled with grey chairs, tables draped in white table cloth. I sighed and switched my weight to my right foot, bracing myself to step into the mire of office party conversation. And I probably should have worn flats, I bemoaned silently. Heels make walking so difficult.“Maya!” I turned at the sound of my name, posture relaxing as Daniel approached, limping slightly in his new shoes. “Daniel, I’m so glad you’re here. I need help with people’s names." I whispered, grimacing as an expressly average lady sauntered over, waving. His eyes swung around the room, taking stock of the clumps of milling people. “I’ll make a deal with you- I’ll feed you names if you get the drinks.” “Fine, yes. You have a deal.  I made a face return and went in search of some champagne. At least we were in this together. Daniel joined the Cygnus Labs family shortly after my promotion to division laboratory manager. It took a few months for us to hold a conversation lasting more than four sentences, but once it happened we had no trouble finding things to talk about. Time heals most awkwardness, I suppose.

The controlled tap of a champagne flute brought my attention to the projection wall emblazoned with newscasts, clipped voices ringing off the glass walls. “It was confirmed today by the head of Cygnus Laboratories that two scientists, Maya Derosier and Daniel Grayson have successfully found and extracted the root of consciousness….” I felt every eye in the hushed room swivel towards me as the broadcast was silenced and the CEO began to speak. “Welcome, all. We’re here to celebrate the achievements of two of Cygnus’ brightest minds, Daniel Grayson and Maya Desrosier. Join me in congratulating their strives toward a more self-aware future.” He raised a toast to signal the end of his brief involvement in the affair. The keypad flashed as I entered my code, and with a pneumatic wheeze the doors parted. I lunged for my boots to free my feet from their shiny constraints. A metal shop is no place for heels. Catching my attention, Daniel pulled one leg of his black trousers above the top of his dress shoe to reveal photorealistic Sprite socks, which made his legs look like cans. I busted out laughing and he cocked an eyebrow. "Something funny?" "It kinda looks like you have can ankles." "Well...yeah. I guess I do." He chuckled for a few seconds, then staring at the floor, began to untie his shoes pensively. Steeling some nerve, he looked up at me. “Jerry from accounting told me you were building the suit,” he started, and I threw my hands in the air in almost mock indignation. “Well now I have no surprise for you.” Daniel laughed and raised an eyebrow expectantly. “You got excited and told him, didn’t you?” “Well, not exactly. I was on the phone with my mother and he overheard. Anyway, surprise! I built the suit to save some time, but it’s had to undergo a few revisions between blueprint and prototype. We’ll discuss them tomorrow.”

Recently the benefactors had taken to dropping the phrase “the greater good” in their emails, but their greater good was a glaucous, silver edged, multi-plated metal alloy exoskeleton, equipped with limited food, water and ammo storage, 8 in armor M202 rounds, a poly-weapon spinal holster, and an internal consciousness port. Mine was closer to walks in the forest and socialized medicine, but both Daniel and I were contracted employees. We had no say regarding the ethics of our projects so long as Cygnus was signing our paychecks.

  Daniel took my cue and turned towards the wall. I walked towards the somnolent chassis, standing halved with its front plates retracted to expose the gel innersuit. I tied my hair and pressed my back against the gel. The room echoed of metal joints clashing and fastening as my body was encased. When it had finished, I took a step forward to call Daniel’s name but he was already striding towards me with a radiant smile, changes to the original blueprints already forgotten. “For an androgynous piece of machinery, it’s surprisingly beautiful. OSIRIS will proceed ahead of schedule.”

Campus Safety Reports Aug 29-Sept 4

By Andrew Shi, Editor-in-Chief Campus Safety Report August 29

  •  At 3:02 p.m. near Wiecking Hall, there was a report of a street sign being taken out of someone's vehicle. The sign was returned to the City of Saratoga
  •  At 4 p.m. there was a driving complaint in the Jonsson Tower Lot. The visitor that caused the complaint was banned from campus.
  •  At 9:45 p.m. there was a report of suspicious activity in the Sussman apartments. Campus Safety Officers and SSPD were dispatched.

August 30

No reportable Clery Act incidences recorded on this date.

August 31

  •  At 10:16 a.m. a fire alarm was set off by burnt bacon in the Sussman apartments.
  •  At 1:16 p.m. A welfare check was carried out for a student in Jonsson Tower.

September 1

  •  At 2:44 a.m. the SSPD advised that two male students were causing criminal mischief and larceny of city property. One student was located in Jonsson Tower and arrested.
  •  At 10 a.m. there was reported that a sexual assault had occurred on campus approximately two years ago. No further information disclosed.
  •  At 2:15 p.m. there was a report of observed alcohol in a Penfield Hall room. Officer dispatched to speak with student and discard remainder.
  •  At 2:56 p.m. there was a report of marijuana or incense odor coming from a room in Wait Hall. Officer dispatched.
  •  At 5:08 p.m. the blue light emergency phone new the Tang Teaching Museum was activated. There was no response from the caller, and the dispatched officer found no one at the phone but noted several subjects walking in the area.
  •  At 7:44 p.m. there was a report of a suspicious male sitting in a vehicle in the Tang parking lot. Officers were dispatched and the subject was identified and left campus without incident upon request.
  • At 10:43 p.m. there was a report of a possible party on the third floor of Wait Hall. Dispatched officers report subjects gone on arrival.

September 2

  • At 5:44 a.m. a fire alarm in the Dayton apartments was activated due to humidifier running
  • At 3:19 p.m. a fire alarm in the Sussman apartments was activated due to cooking.
  • At 9:07 p.m. there was a report of a suspicious odor in Jonsson Tower. Call unfounded.
  • At 9:19 p.m. there was a report of a suspicious odor in Wait Hall. Odor unfounded.
  • At 10:43 p.m. There was a report of a suspicious odor in Jonsson Tower. Odor due to incense.

September 3

  • At 12:56 p.m. a fire alarm in the Sussman Apartments was set off due to cooking.
  • At 8:46 p.m. a call was made requesting a welfare check on a student. Officers dispatched and found student in the Zankel Music Building. Student okay.
  • At 8:43 p.m. a call was made requesting assistance in locating off-campus housemate. Housemate located.

September 4

  •  At 2:41 a.m. an emergency phone was activated in the Arts Quad A. Officers dispatched but found no one in the area.
  •  At 10:26 a.m. the SSPD called requesting assistance in locating a missing person off-campus. Officers assisted but no one located.
  •  At 3:23 p.m. a fire alarm in the Cane apartments was activated due to cooking.
  •  At 3:20 p.m. a student found a dent in their vehicle hood. Officer dispatched, took photographs and report.
  •  At 4:13p.m. a fire alarm in the Sussman apartments was activated due to cooking.
  •  At 5:50 p.m. a fire alarm in the Sussman apartments was activated to due cooking, again.

 

Reel Talk: Fall Film Preview

By Sean van der Heijden, Staff writerThere are a ridiculous amount of good movies coming out for Oscar seasons this year, but a few stand out form all the rest. If you love going to the movies as much as I do, try checking out these films this fall:

5. The Imitation Game: dir. Morten Tyldum, starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Keira Knightley, and Matthew Goode. Cumberbatch—who recently won an Emmy for his work on Sherlock—has been on a roll lately, and this movie looks to be no different. Focusing on the live of controversial mathematician Alan Turing, the film tracks his life as her works to solve Enigma code during WWII. If all of that sounds too technical, Turing was also shunned for being a homosexual and (spoiler alert) nobody really knows how he died. The Imitation Game opens in theaters on Nov. 21.

4. Gone Girl: dir. David Fincher, starring Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike, Neil Patrick Harris, and Tyler Perry. Adapted by Gillian Flynn from her own novel, Gone Girl tells the story of a man who becomes a media sensation after his wife disappears and he is blamed for the murder. The whole cast is controversial—with Affleck and Perry standing out the most—but early reviews have been incredible and Rosmund Pike is supposed to give a chilling performance. Another team up with experimental composers Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross can’t hurt, either. Gone Girl arrives into theaters on Oct. 3.

3. Birdman: dir. Alejandro González Iñárritu, starring Michael Keaton, Edward Norton, Naomi Watts, Emma Stone, Amy Ryan, and Zach Galifianakis. After opening to rave reviews at the Venice Film Festival recently, Birdman is becoming the most hyped-about movie thus far this season. For those unaware with Iñárritu’s work (Babel, Amores Perros), he is a very experimental director, and the film is supposedly shot all in one take. Keaton’s performance, as well, is supposed to be just about the best thing he’s done. Birdman opens in limited release on Oct. 17.

2. Nightcrawler: dir. Dan Gilroy, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Rene Russo, and Bill Paxton. A really edgy looking film (with an amazing trailer, by the way), this debut by Dan Gilroy is about a man who gets caught up in underground crime journalism in L.A. That is to say, he does some messed up stuff that’s questionably illegal and definitely immoral in order to get good news footage on breaking crimes. Gyllenhaal, who lost 20 lbs. for the role, looks fantastic, as does the film itself, which opens on Halloween night.

1. Interstellar: dir. Christopher Nolan, starring Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Casey Affleck, and everybody else ever. Nolan’s first film since The Dark Knight Rises, Interstellar is loaded with a bunch of new people Nolan has never worked with (plus Michael Caine), and looks spectacular. Based on the works of theoretical physicist Kip Thorne, Interstellar tells the story of a group of scientists who travel via wormhole throughout our universe in order to find another habitable planet for our race. This film seems a lot deeper and more thought-out than much of Nolan’s preceding work, and all the footage released so far suggests just that. Interstallar makes it’s way into theaters on Nov. 10.

While these five films happen to be the ones I am most looking forward to, there are plenty of others throughout the season. The Liam Neeson thriller A Walk Among the Tombstones comes out on Sept. 19, the Brad Pitt-starring WWII movie Fury comes out on Oct. 17, and the Bill Murray comedy St. Vincent comes out on Oct. 25. Later in the fall, there’s the Stephen Hawking biopic The Theory of Everything on Nov. 7, as well as Foxcatcher, which sees Steve Carrell (of all people) playing a creepy, schizophrenic wrestling coach and is supposed to be, well, creepy. That, along with Dumb and Dumber To, comes out on Nov. 14, with The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 closing the season on Nov. 21.

I Was a Double: Making and Breaking Rules

By Connor Batsimm, Contributing writer I was a double

When we think of artists, we picture painters, sculptors, photographers, even graffiti artists, who begin with a handful of materials and end with something tangible. However, leading modern artist Sol LeWitt argues that the role of an artist is less about the production of a physical object and more about the formation of an idea. LeWitt, who died in 2007, created a variety of rules which artists have kept in mind while constructing their works of art. LeWitt has compared himself to a composer, stating “It’s as though I were writing a piece of music and somebody else is going to play it on the piano.” One of LeWitt’s pieces, Wall drawing #1202, a massive drawing of shaded rectangles composed entirely of pencil scribbles, is currently on display at Skidmore’s Tang Teaching Museum and Art Gallery, as a part of the ongoing “I Was a Double” exhibition. I Was a Double, which opened July 5 and is scheduled to run until Jan. 4 of the following year, features the works of artists, like LeWitt, who invent rules that can be used to create art. Unlike LeWitt, many of these artists went on to construct the actual piece themselves. The artwork displayed in I Was a Double features a variety of mediums. Thoughts on Crystals, created by Tony Feher, is made of bottles and red and blue marbles arranged to form shapes. Céleste Boursier-Mougenot’s piece, Untitled (Series #2), is an inflatable plastic pool filled with water, clorox, and porcelain bowls designed to bump against each other and produce noise. This piece came about in the idea that music can be made from anything. There are also several chairs and cushions created by modern artist and designer Johanna Jackson and her husband Chris Johanson. In addition to the visual art, I Was a Double also features a soundtrack composed by David Lang. Each piece of artwork also features a sentence written by the artist, describing his or her rule-making process. The sentence provided by Sarah Cain for her painting Separated at Birth, “I was a double until I was no more,” is what inspired the title of the exhibition. The word “double” can convey multiple meanings. On one level it can refer to a pair, duplicate, or doppelganger. It can also mean two musical instruments playing together, as well as the dual role played by many of the artists featured in the exhibition: inventing an idea and then executing it. Critics of modern art may be skeptical that all of the pieces featured in this exhibit are indeed art; however, this exhibit has something for everyone. It’s hard not to marvel at the simple beauty of Ruth Vollmer’s Intersecting Ovals or the dizzying patterns of Karin Davie’s In Out In Out Drawing #16 and #17. If nothing else, I Was a Double provides a fresh perspective on the age-old question of what exactly makes something art. For those interested in art of any form, this exhibition is not to be missed.

Club Profile: Film Appreciation Troupe

By Billie Kanfer

I had the pleasure of interviewing Emily Stone ‘17 who, along with with Mirella Nappi ‘16, has taken over the reigns of the Film Appreciation Troupe.

Q: How would you summarize your club?

Emily: Our troupe aims to spark discussion among students after they attend bi-weekly meetings and/or screenings. We are open to anyone and include members with little to high knowledge of films. We don’t want students to feel like they need to be an expert to join our club; we are all about “loving film” and sharing similar interests and passions for the subject. Currently, we have three members on the e-board but are hoping to expand this year especially with the new media studies minor being implemented. 

Q: What makes the Film Appreciation Troupe so special?

Emily: Our troupe sticks by the fact that “everyone has a say.” We want the students to choose what movie they want to screen based on their own interests. At our meetings we all disclose what genre/actor/theme/director, etc we are interested in. We draw a random selection from a hat and then generate a list of films that could possibly be viewed. We are unique in the way that we send out a survey via the student announcements and ask for the students to choose their favorites. We want the people to be happy and to enjoy discussing a film of their choice. 

Q: Do you feel that film appreciation is underrepresented on campus?

Emily: I do feel that way sometimes. On the surface, we appear to be a club that is fun and enjoyable, but we really hope to generate more discussion even outside of our club. Last year we had a fluctuating membership; however, we want to expand and broaden our scope. I find that film can be underrepresented on campus yet we want to combine entertaining with film discussion and ignite excitement on campus.

Q: What are your future plans?

Emily: Our plans are to expand and generate discussion. We want people to talk, enjoy film and pursue the minor or even just pursue our club more intensely. Film Appreciation Troupe is all about conversation, and we want to continue that in our endeavors. 

Club's logo designed by Emily Stone

Q: What are some events for this semester and year?

Emily: We will be having weekly screenings, and meetings hopefully on Wednesday evenings. We hope to cultivate a Film Festival and we will be having our second annual Oscars screening on February 22nd, 2015. 

What's All the Yak About?

By Billie Kanfer Yik Yak's cartoon logo

       A new app called Yik Yak is currently taking our college—and many others—by storm. For those who are unaware, Yik Yak is the anonymous equivalent of Twitter, for people in your area. Let’s say you’re feeling witty or feeling like saying what’s on your mind but don’t want to put a “name” or “handle” to it, Yik Yak is your go-to place. You can post whatever you like as long as it’s 140 characters or less. 

       Yik Yak appears to be a combination of Whisper (anonymous secret-sharing app) and Twitter, and it is quickly becoming an extremely popular app within our campus and others alike. Yik Yak prides itself on allowing students and people in general to get a live feed of what is happening/being said around them. On their website, many screenshots of the app feature witty comments, general questions about meet-ups, and other various statements that can range from comical to cynical or downright sassy. 

       Another aspect of Yik Yak is that the public can control whether or not a “yak” can rise to fame or fall into a black hole. As a “yakker” you can press up or down and decide the fate of the “yak.”A user can up-vote or down-vote a singular yak based on whether they find it funny or relatable.. The more up-votes a yak receives, the more visible it becomes to users. Unlike Twitter, these “likes” can also decrease and spiral into the negatives. Finally, Yik Yak has the option to “peek” at what other colleges, areas, or events are “yakking” about.

       At first, Yik Yak seemed like a waste of time, and I’ve even encountered some who are hesitant about joining the movement yet give in after they realize that their witty comments can be heard without paying a price of identifying themselves with it.

       Unfortunately, Yik Yak has been causing some problems among campuses including our own. Many harmful and inappropriate comments have been made via Yik Yak that are causing controversy and leading some to believe that Yik Yak is another outlet for cyber bullying. On their website, Yik Yak states that “Yaks should not join the herd until they are mature enough, so no one under college age should be on Yik Yak.” On Skidmore’s campus there have been several incidents so far including one student having to file a bias incident report. Another problem has included a sports team on campus in which their coach has banned the use of Yik Yak due to comments made that were inappropriate.  

       In all, Yik Yak is being used by an incredible amount of students across campuses and students at other institutions have said that they feel the posts are harmless and meant to be fun. Yik Yak provides students to voice their thoughts even if they happen to be the quietest person on campus. You can be whoever you want on Yik Yak with the comfort of posting anonymously behind the screen of your smartphone. 

Women’s tennis return to the courts

Zoe Valella '15 By Skidmore Athletics

The Skidmore Tennis team begins its fall season at the Morehouse Invite  Sept. 1314 in Williamstown, Mass.

The Thoroughbreds captured their fourth consecutive Liberty League championship last year, with a 17-4 record. The team will return with six players from last season, including Madie Benn ‘16, 2013-2014 Liberty League Rookie of the Year and All-Liberty League First Team singles and doubles section. Also returning are Yumi Karlshoej ‘15, all-conference doubles honorable mention, and Zoe Valella ‘15, all-conference League Second Team singles and doubles selection.

Keep an eye out for upcoming events such as ITA Regionals, Sept. 27-29 in Geneva, NY and at the Oct .10-12 New York State Tournament. There will also be a home game on Sept. 20 at 9 a.m. against Union.

The Starbucks Takeover Is Complete: Skidmore’s Bubble Has Been Popped

By Ileana Paules-Bronet The new and improved (?) Burgess.  Chloe Kimberlin '17/ The Skidmore News

The announcement came in the form of a Facebook post: “Burgess is turning into a Starbucks!” And with that update, my whole life changed. Perhaps I'm being dramatic, but Starbucks does seem like an odd choice.

I understand that Skidmore has its share of yoga pants and Nike Free-wearing biddies, but we are much more of a hipster school, on which those sitting outside on the green, drinking his or her kombucha, will agree with me.

So why do we need a Starbucks? And why is everyone so happy about it? I am no coffee connoisseur, but I really do not think that the Green Mountain coffee was that bad. I get that it is not roasted to the peak of perfection and whatnot, but I am not entirely sure Starbucks coffee is much better.

The cost of Starbucks coffee does not make any sense for a college student’s budget. A small coffee (or should I call it a Tall now?) used to cost $1.50 at Burgess Café. Now, they cost $1.77, which may not seem like a huge change, but it adds up; five of these new coffees and you could buy a whole sixth Green Mountain coffee.

Furthermore, the quality of the experience is questionable at best. The fact is that the student workers are not professionals and have little to no experience preparing the array of listed beverages. The upshot is long lines that end with a poorly made, kind of Starbucks-quality Frappuccino. Timely service and quality coffee is now a thing of the past.

On a positive note, Burgess has a pretty new redesign! It now offers less space, one fewer door, and fewer snack items. It does have some cute seating, where you can overlook the SkidShop, everyone’s favorite view.

I know I am being really sarcastic and cynical, but I just do not know that changing Burgess to now offer Starbucks Coffee is going to have a positive impact on the Skidmore community. I know many people feel otherwise, but paying more for potentially better quality coffee might be too much of a hassle for a broke college student like me.

But who knows? The student workers will probably improve with time and experience, and maybe there will be a protest to lower prices. Either way, I will probably be overworked and exhausted by some point next week and cave in, joining the ranks of the Starbucks cronies. And as long as they still give me a coffee punch card, I think I might survive.

Field Hockey climbs the national poll

The Skidmore Field Hockey TeamBy Skidmore Athletics The Skidmore Field Hockey team has climbed to fourth in the latest Penn Monto/NFHCA National Coaches poll.  The Thoroughbreds have had a strong start to their season, with two shutouts and outscoring all of their opponents.

Dani DeGregory '16  recorded a hat trick in all three games this season. DeGregory leads the conference with 20 points and nine goals.

Sam Skott ‘15 ranks  a close second on the team with 10 points and five goals. Krista Lamoreaux ‘17 is third with nine points, and a conference-high five assists.

This weekend Skidmore will host a pair of home games,: New Paltz on Saturday, Sept. 13 at 1 p.m.and Babson on  Sunday, Sept. 14 at 1 p.m.

 

 

Editorial: Optimizing the First Six Weeks Campaign

By the Editorial Board Facebook page of the Skidmore Social Norms campaign

As first-year students arrive on campus and begin to acclimate to academics and social life at Skidmore, the administration is in the process of rolling out two major community health and awareness campaigns designed to positively affect student behavior and mold social norms. The Office of the Dean of Student Affairs is responsible for the First Six Weeks campaign, which is designed to facilitate a sense of community amongst first-year students by introducing them to the wide variety of events taking place on campus during the eponymous first six weeks of the semester. The Office of Health Promotion is sponsoring the Skidmore College Social Norms campaign, a program designed to recalibrate students’ understanding of ‘normal’ student behavior.

The College is clearly taking action to reform how students view and participate in social life on campus, encouraging “healthy and responsible” decision-making. The programs are particularly targeted towards first-years. The wide variety of First Six Weeks events, from community service to lectures and social events, reflects the diversity of interests and backgrounds on this campus and should provide ample opportunity for interested first-year students to become more involved in the community. The Editorial Board applauds the development of these programs and the intent behind them. College is a vulnerable time for everyone, but never is this vulnerability more evident than the beginning of the first year.

However, the Board has several suggestions from to improve the campaigns. To us, these campaigns are designed to introduce students to alternatives to drinking (“Trivia Night and Mocktails,” for example) and to facilitate introductions to their peers who may not be interested in consuming alcohol or using drugs. This is a prudent move, but the Board believes that there is a need for revision in order to properly preempt drinking and drug abuse. Many of the events designed to replace inebriated partying do not serve as effective substitutes because they are scheduled before most parties and drinking starts. For example, the mocktail event is hosted on a Thursday and ends at 11 P.M., rather than being hosted on a Friday or Saturday and ending at 2 A.M. Late-night events are needed to provide alternatives for the students that do not want to drink.

However, there is a second cohort that these programs are meant to target, and that is those students that will drink. Within the first week, Skidmore has experienced problems with parties at off-campus locations. The risk goes up dramatically once a student leaves campus to party: Campus Safety is not present at off-campus venues to aid students, first-year and older, and students may have trouble getting back to campus or navigating the downtown scene, especially when inebriated. We propose that Skidmore make an effort to keep these partiers on campus, by hosting more late-night events like dances and concerts, at times when students are more likely to be drinking. This won't keep all students on campus, but it will offer a meaningful alternative to off-campus parties. Late-night events, designed to keep partying students on campus, should join lectures and earlier community events as a key component of the campaign.

In addition to more events, both programs need more effective literature and publicity efforts. There is confusion on campus about the difference between the two campaigns–albeit recognizing that there is overlap–as well as whom to turn to with questions about each program. While RAs and UAs were informed about the programs, Peer Mentors received no information about either campaign. As the first point of contact with incoming first-year students, PMs should have been well prepared with information and resources about the campaigns so that they could have presented the information to their seminar within the first week. Instead, first-years and upperclassmen alike remain confused about the objectives and components of the two programs.

The design of the literature for both programs also leaves much to be desired. Student opinion finds the cartoonish horse drawings condescending and unequivocally "uncool," the latter at least something first-year students will avoid like the plague. Posters for the First Six Weeks are so crowded with information that students neglect to stop and sort through it all.

The Editorial Board earnestly supports the intent of the College in working towards providing a healthy and safe environment for Skidmore students. We hope these suggestions are constructive for improving the school’s efforts, and we look forward to the next Six Weeks.

Campus Safety Report: April 18 to 24

Posted by Julia Leef '14

Incidents of Note:

  • Sunday, April 20-Suspicious Activity: Officers reported at 6:19 p.m. finding 10 students on the Janet Kinghorn Bernhard Theater roof. Students were asked to leave and complied. 
  • Tuesday, April 22-Campus Safety Assist: Report received at 3:29 p.m. of a suspicious male carrying a rifle and getting into a vehicle by the Zankel Music building. Dispatched officers identified the subject as a professor and that the weapon was a prop for a play.
  • Thursday, April 24-Criminal Mischief: Reporting person was in the Campus Safety office at 8:54 a.m. stating that person(s) unknown have hit the new directional sign post at the main North Broadway entrance on Perimeter Road, breaking it. Dispatched officer who took photos and made the report. Maintenance will replace the post.

Further Incidents:

Friday, April 18:

  • College Violation: A loud argument was reported at 12:45 p.m. on the second floor of Jonsson Tower. Officers dispersed the parties.
  • Moving Violations: The reporting person issued a moving violation at 2:46 p.m. on Perimeter Road.

Saturday, April 19:

  • College Violation: Loud music and chanting reported at 12:33 a.m. at 7 Dayton Drive. Officers dispersed the people, who cleared out after a second call an hour later.
  • Criminal Mischief: A hole reported at 1:18 a.m. in the wall on the third floor of a stairwell in Kimball Hall. Report taken.
  • Criminal Mischief: Unknown persons observed at 1:47 a.m. setting off a fire extinguisher outside of Wiecking Hall. Report taken.
  • Criminal Mischief: A broken window reported at 7:18 a.m. in the north stairwell on the first floor of Wilmarth Hall. Report taken.
  • Criminal Mischief: Damage reported at 8:41 a.m. to a vehicle in West Lot. Report taken. The Saratoga Springs Police Department advised.
  • Liquor Law Violation: A liquor law violation reported at 9:14 p.m. on the second floor of Wiecking Hall. Report taken. Alcohol violation referral.

Sunday, April 20:

  • Fire Alarm: A fire alarm reported at 12:28 a.m. in the Sussman Apartments B. Alarm was due to cooking.
  • College Violation: Loud music reported at 1:14 a.m. at Whitman Way. Students agreed to lower the music.
  • Fire Alarm: Fire alarm activation received at 2:07 a.m. at Kimball Hall. Criminal mischief found and report taken.
  • Fire Alarm: Fire alarm activation received at 9:22 p.m. at the Sussman Apartments H. Alarm was due to cooking.

Monday, April 21:

  • Criminal Mischief: Damage reported at 8:41 a.m. to the exit light in the hallway of the ground floor of Case Center. Dispatched officer documented the damage and issued a report.
  • Suspicious Odor: Report received at 10:06 a.m. of a burning plastic odor in Admissions. Dispatched officer and maintenance. Odor determined to be caused by dust on wires. Report issued. Dust removed.
  • Suspicious Odor: An odor of marijuana reported at 1:12 p.m. in Wiecking Hall. Officer dispatched reported that the call was unfounded. No marijuana odor was detected.

Tuesday, April 22:

  • College Violation: Excessive noise reported at 1:39 a.m. causing a disturbance to an apartment complex at Moore Way. Officer was dispatched. Residents lowered the volume upon request.
  • Graffiti: Officer reported graffiti at 6:47 a.m. on the wall in the Starbuck Center staircase.
  • Suspicious Odor: A suspicious odor reported at 11:24 p.m. on the third floor of Penfield Hall. Dispatched officer canvassed the area with negative results.

Wednesday, April 23:

  • Suspicious Odor: Reporting person called at 10:48 a.m. to state that there was a sulfur odor on the first floor of Jonsson Tower. Dispatched officer and maintenance.  Officer reported that the odor had dissipated and could not find any problems or the cause.
  • Fire Alarm: Fire alarm sounded at 11:43 a.m. for the Sussman Apartments L. Dispatched all officers, maintenance and advised the Saratoga Springs Fire Department. Alarm was due to burnt food.
  • Graffiti: Reporting person stated at 12:06 p.m. that there was graffiti on the sidewalk behind the Sussman Apartments B. Dispatched officer who took photos of the writing. No known witnesses at the time.
  • Accident: Reporting person stated at 4:13 p.m. that she would like to file a report due to an injury sustained during dress rehearsal at the Dance Theater. Dispatched officer. The reporting person sought medical attention via Health Services. Accident report filed.

Thursday, April 24:

  • Larceny: Reporting person stated at 10:05 a.m. that person(s) unknown have taken 10 of the black seat cushions measuring 2'x2' from the Wilson Chapel. Dispatched officer.
  • Property Damage Auto Accident: Reporting person in the Campus Safety office at 7:32 p.m. stated that she struck a vehicle while attempting to park in the West Lot. Dispatched officer.
  • College Violation: A noise complaint reported at 11:14 p.m. at a North Woods apartment complex. Dispatched officers located a small gathering and requested that the noise be kept down. Group dispersed.

Combatting Stress: Exercise, Nutrition and Sleep

Combatting StressPosted by Amber Charette It's finally that time of the year again! The only things stopping us from summertime fun are those dreaded (but academically enriching, of course) final papers, projects and exams. Many of us are beginning to feel the rush of anxiety coming our way, which means it's time to send out a reminder on how to reduce this along with the general stressors present in everyday life. As such, here are some tips on exercise, nutrition and sleep, and I hope you may find these strategies useful for the last few weeks of the semester.

It's understandable to feel as though there is just no opportunity for exercise during this busy time of year. But believe it or not, sometimes taking 15 to 30 minutes out of your day to be active is just the boost you need to keep going. And who knows, maybe it will help you cut down on that nasty coffee college students seem so addicted to (and yes, I am biased against drinking coffee...just think of how it stains your teeth!). You may also wonder how you can possibly get exercise in with just 15 minutes of spare time in your day. No worries there. The Harvard School of Public Health website covers this very well.

This site provides 20 tips on how to incorporate exercise into your busy schedule. I encourage you all to take a closer look, but here are the 20 tip headings: ? choose activities you like ? piece your workout together ? exercise with a friend ? keep it brisk ? take lunch on the move ? try a pedometer, take the stairs ? turn off the TV, computer and smart phone ? walk an extra stop, hunt for the farthest parking space ? make it your own ? make it fun ? make it social ? sign up for a class ? turn sit time into fit time ? keep an exercise log ? walk or bike for errands around town ? ask the experts ? plan exercise into your day ? reward yourself

Nutrition also plays a crucial role in how much energy you have throughout the day to be productive. Eating junk food with high amounts of sugar and sodium and carbohydrates and fatty foods are not going to keep your energy up for very long. For anyone who wants a good laugh and to learn some useful information on eating healthy, take a look at this link. It has some humor in it, but overall provides good advice on one of the most recent diets on the rise: the paleo diet. Essentially, the paleo diet revolves around eating a diet rich in certain meats, fish, vegetables, fruits, nuts and natural oils (in moderation of course).

Finally, sleep must be brought up when discussing the horrors of finals. It's a no-brainer that concentration, memory and general decision-making skills are all negatively affected by lack of sleep. Yet almost every college student can attest to pulling an "all-nighter" at least once or twice throughout their college career. While I cannot say that I've never pulled an "all-nighter" myself, I do know that when I have gotten adequate sleep, I have felt much more capable of operating during finals. So I just urge you to take this risk: allow yourself to get enough rest during finals.

And try not to worry too much about whether you will have enough time to get things done. Don't oversleep, but try and get at least seven to eight hours of rest each night. And remember, finals week is an important time to consistently remind yourself to be kind to your body and mind. Good luck to everyone in these last few weeks of the semester!

Restaurant Review: 15 Church

Posted by Tegan O'Neill

Rich. Classic. Special. Splurge. Top-tier. These are the words that come to mind to describe 15 Church, Saratoga's newest dining establishment. From the hostess's initial greeting to the bill placed on the table at the end of the meal, 15 Church checks off all the boxes of a fine-dining experience, but, nevertheless, some of their practices feel outdated and the price tag feels unjustified.

From the moment we sat down, a battalion of servers, and even the owner himself, were at the ready to tend to our every whim and need. When we ordered two entrees to share, we were even spared the inconvenience of portioning out the dishes ourselves. It seemed ludicrous to watch someone else delicately spoon the veal cheeks evenly between two plates. On display for us was the epitome of full service. And yet, the well-intended effort felt awkward and wrong on some level to watch someone do this task for us. The deed seemed contrived when we became curious about the proper etiquette for other entree, the lobster thermidor; should we have waited for our server to portion it for us, and therefore, let it go cold, or should we have dug in and made a farce of our server's first effort? We decided to take the initiative to serve ourselves our own food, but no sooner had we done this were we chided by our server.

The ruthless attention did have its perks. Never did we have to use a dirtied fork for a fresh dish. The empty wine glasses on the table were whisked away in a flash and our water glasses refilled to the brim without us ever realizing a pitcher had been tipped. Our request for more bread was granted with no hesitation. My casual question, which was really more of an inquisitive praise of the herbs used in the lobster, resulted in a comprehensive list from the kitchen. This over-eager attention bordered on intrusive.

I wish I had not felt as uncomfortable under the gaze of the servers as I did. After all, part of going out to eat at a restaurant is about being waited on and not having to lift a finger.

However, the food really did shine, which is a fact that deserves more attention in this review. The gastronomic experience at 15 Church serves as a reminder of the magic that butter and cream can bring to the table, and of the wonderful phenomenon that comes with letting a chef add those ingredients to your food so that you can enjoy it without acknowledging just how artery-clogging it really is.

The fare at 15 Church is heavy and luxurious meant to be eaten on special occasions, not on a daily basis. We started with the sweetbreads, which were a good indication of what was to come. The sweetbreads themselves were mysterious; they are soft and light, but perplexingly similar in texture to scallops. Their shallow bath of cream sauce is rich enough to make your head hurt. Thankfully, a lovely slice of fennel, like a peacock feather underneath, provided a bright vegetal bite to the otherwise soft, cushiony dish. Bites of puff pastry spaced between sweetbreads provided important textural contrast. Saffron and pepper also livened up the flavor landscape.

If I were Catholic, I would go to confession after ordering (and eating) the lobster thermidor. The price tag alone is enough to throw one into a pool of guilty regret; then comes the trinity of cognac cream, lobster meat and gruyere. Sinful hints of cheese sneak up between bites of meaty, creamy richness. Fennel and chive at least provide some green to the plate's color palette. The best part of all was the unassuming marquez sausage crepinette. The first bite of lamb sausage with a slightly North African, slightly Spanish spiciness is alluring and undeniably delectable. Essentially, it is a huge meatball, and although I remain unsure as to how it fit in with the dish, I am glad that it was there. The spiciness cut the richness of the rest of the dish and provided some spunk to an otherwise more streamlined savory schema.

"They're like butter" a busser said to us in a low voice as he walked by our table. Our server had just placed shiny steak knives in front of us for the veal cheeks, but this effort, it turns out, was unnecessary. The 15 hours of braising leaves the cheeks so soft that teeth are hardly necessary, never mind a knife. The meat melted like chocolate in the mouth. Next to the veal cheeks sat a medley of mushrooms, sunchokes and artichokes that seriously delivered in the umami department. All together, it was a dish of high caliber and high quality, and was richer and better than anything you would eat at home or really anywhere else.

From my vantage, tucked into a booth near the back of the restaurant, I was limited in my view of the restaurant, but judging by the number of candles that passed by, many people were celebrating, which leads to my conclusion.15 Church is an exceptional place that is appropriate for special occasions. The prices make it impractical to frequent regularly, but the service and the food elevate it to the type of place reserved for a memorable night.

Professor Chernoff Talks Miley Cyrus: Media Rumors Demystified

Posted by Sarah Benson

Several other national outlets have already covered the news of your course slated for this summer, "The Sociology of Miley Cyrus: Race, Class, Gender and Media." Can you tell me a little bit about how word got out?

So at this point we're a couple weeks into it, and I've been on Swedish radio, and I've been interviewed by French TV; there have been a bunch of other international outlets both mainstream and huge, and also tiny, that have expressed interest. So there's actually been a lot of media coverage, most of it useful. In the first wave of media coverage, I believe a student had tweeted a picture of the course flier. I made five whole fliers and posted them around Tisch, and the student tweeted it. I guess Context Magazine, which mostly writes about street style and culture, somehow saw the tweet, and reposted the picture with a kind of snarky article-you know, doing the usual thing of decrying, "Oh, the liberal arts." It turns out the student who originally tweeted the flier sent me an email saying that they had posted it because it looked really good and they wanted to take the course, so they were very, very sweet and apologetic, thinking that they had somehow brought unwanted attention. And I let them know: it's cool. I'm always happy for the opportunity to speak about the importance of sociology. So I think it was just one of those weird social media explosion moments, where somebody tweeted a picture, an online street culture mag did an article, there were lots of comments, and I think maybe Skidmore Unofficial was the next to do something about it. I talked to two local newspapers; one of the articles was a little more in-depth than the other. Though I'm not sure what people are using as their source. So again, this is a great case study about viral media, old and new, the way that that twitter, the internet, internet-only blogs and magazines, TV news journalism, print journalism with on and offline presence form an echo chamber. So again, it's useful. Even the outrage and the snarky stuff provides me great material for the start of the course, which is that some of the reaction to the course parallels the reaction to Miley's public representation. So it's a great object lesion analysis.

Other colleges have offered courses about musicians and controversial public figures. Why is your course, which features Miley as the central person of interest, so particularly news worthy?

The short answer is, it's not. It's a sociology class. We're looking at intersectional identity, race, class and gender. We're looking at media and representations of culture, so those are pretty standard things, and many of the other college courses looking at a particular celebrity are doing the same thing. Maybe what's different about my course is, in some ways, I'm looking at somebody who is young, but who has had several phases to her career, somebody who now seems to be interpreted through the public eye as low-status, or trivial, or trash, which has nothing to do with Miley herself or what her fans think. The courses on Lady Gaga or The Wire people are less likely to criticize, although they criticize the Gaga class more than The Wire Class because the latter was started by William Julius Wilson, who's the preeminent urban sociologist of our time and he did that in Harvard as a grad class. So I think the context matters. The higher status schools doing things at a grad level with tenured professors who are well known get a little bit more latitude. I think Miley's an easy target, which is one of the reasons why she makes a great focus for looking at identity and representation through a sociological lens.

What feedback, if any, have you received from fellow faculty in the sociology department and across disciplines?

The sociology department here is fantastic. That's one of the reasons I'm here, and I'd like to stay here as long as possible. My colleagues are really good, rigorous scholars and teachers who are interested in creativity, but also in reading reality like a text. One of the best things sociology does for us, regardless of your major, or your future career, is help you engage with contemporary social problems. It helps you develop your critical reading skills of pop culture texts, your analysis, your ability to suss out what's happening in terms of larger culture wars. So yeah, all of my colleagues here, and across departments, and at other schools are super supportive. They all get it.

On ABC.com, in the comments section after an article about your course, someone vehemently claimed, "Skidmore should lose its accreditation." On the NY Daily News website, another anonymous reader concluded flippantly that the class must only be about STDs. What do you say to these skeptics?

So, again, most of that reaction has nothing to do with me, or my scholarship, or Skidmore as an institution, or this class. The best thing about the tweet that started this all is that it showed the flier for the class, which shows sociological ways we're going to address things. Miley is a primary source. If you take the time to read the flier, you can see that all of the snarky comments are part of this larger culture war. Attacking Mily Cyrus and her image, and her public representation. Some of it, I think, feeds into the notion of, "If it's not either a natural science, or creationism..." There are a lot of people out there who think nothing else should be taught at college-well, natural science, creationism, and business. Those are the only things that matter. The humanities and the social sciences are useless. And again, that's clearly not true, but we're in a time of very polarized political rhetoric, so things as seemingly unrelated as food or music videos get dragged in as examples of this ongoing polarization. So that stuff is just stilly. It's both grist for the mill for my course, and it's amusing to me. The great thing is I'm still getting some interview requests that are asking the same questions that I've covered in eight thousand different outlets now, so I'm less interested in re-answering the same questions, especially because everybody just keeps putting out the same answers, but I've been talking more to really critical journalists who aren't looking at outrage; they're looking for better understanding of culture. So I'm talking to feminist journalists and bloggers, I'm talking to more race critical scholars and popular writers, so the types of people that as an urban and cultural sociologist I'm just in dialogue with anyhow through my research and through my more applied cultural work. So that's where we're seeing the useful writing coming out of this. Not through just the, "Can you believe this silly lady has the gall to teach a silly course about a silly lady!" I was actually surprised-you know Dave Chappelle's joke about how if the Internet were a real place, it would be disgusting and no one would ever go there-so there's also that. This is one of our few public forums and the anonymity means that we do the things we tend to do with new forms of media, which is post naked pictures and attack people. So I was actually surprised that more people didn't bring up how I look, how "hideous" I am, or how "silly" my politics are, because those tend to also be the ways we dismiss women in particular. If I listen to things people say about me, I'd never leave the house, right? That's part of being a human being in this society; everybody feels free to criticize you, not based on any actual data, just based on their own political agenda.

Would it be uncouth to ask for a "teaser" of sorts? What might be a sample lesson plan?

No. Cosmo.com wants to have exclusive rights to "leak" the syllabus before the class  starts, and again, I'm not going to do it, and if I did, they and their readers would be super disappointed because, although there will be some more popular texts, it's going to be a lot of academic stuff. On the one hand, that would be great to get out on the internet; on the other hand, someone will tweet it, or circulate it, or not. It's a course in development. It's a summer course, a seminar, an experiment.

If this class was to become a real hit, and you could offer a series of courses modeled after this one, who would be your next celebrity focal point?

Hmm, well let's say that if I were to stay at Skidmore for a while, and this were to become a rostered course instead of a "special topics," I think there's a lot in race, class, gender and media, because that's really what the course is about. Some things would remain consistent over the years, and some things would be different. I think it's useful to have real-world examples. All of my courses have them; I'm always asking my students as part of the vamp and intro into the class, "What's new in terms of social issues and social problems?" We're connected to the real world and the things we see unfolding around us. So on the one hand, the course could continue to be about media representation and intersectional identity with different examples, depending on what's current. I don't know if I would always necessarily choose a single celebrity or pop icon as a focus. I might do a focus on daytime talk shows, on mainstream media satire-like MADtv and Saturday Night Live. Some people in sociology do celebrity studies, and it's important and useful work, but I'm an urban-cultural sociologist particularly interested in conflict. Miley's perfect for what I do right now, but I'm not the sociologist of Miley Cyrus.

Do you listen to and enjoy Miley Cyrus' music in your free time, outside of professional research?

Officially, I enjoy nothing. I hate music. I hate everything. One of the jokes I make in my class that many of my colleagues here and elsewhere also make is that sociology ruins everything you think is fun because it forces you to reveal the deep inequalities that are being reproduced through seemingly trivial channels.

How do you stay passionate about teaching sociology if everything's a downer?

Well, again, I'm a conflict sociologist in one sense, so I'm horrified, but also amused. My background before I became an academic was doing activist work, especially around dating, domestic violence and conflict resolution. In the trenches you get that humor, where stuff is really, really bad, but at the same time, people are working to change it. So that's something that I say to my students, and that I also believe as an engaged scholar: social change-progressive, positive social change-is a historical fact and a contemporary reality. Even in the middle of so many very real social problems, people are changing the world, and that's hopeful. Also, I make a lot of jokes; is everything a downer? Do I hate everything? I don't know. Ask some of my students.

Resilience and records power Boston Marathon

Posted by Katie Peverada

By now, even people on the periphery of the sports world know that on Monday, Meb Keflezighi became the first American man to win the Boston marathon since Greg Meyer did it in in 1983. Undoubtedly, the most important aspect of Keflezighi 's victory was the exclamation point it put on the recovery and response of the city of Boston in the wake of last year's bombings.

But Keflezighi 's win also put an exclamation on four incredible, jaw-dropping and record-breaking performances that all four Elite races wielded.

For Keflezighi, who came to the U.S. from Eritrea in 1987 when he was 12, he set a personal record for 26.2 miles with a time of 2:08:37. He also came into this race as an underdog and an afterthought, with people citing his injuries and age (38) as hindrances to hanging with the likes of Lelisa Desisa or Moses Mosup. There were five men in the elite field that have run faster than 2:05. But Keflezighi has always had it in him, as he won a silver medal in the marathon at the 2004 Olympics, finished fourth at the London games and won New York in 2009. Keflezighi didn't set a record time or win by a large margin, but he did something different than the pack expected. He and fellow American Josphat Boit made a move around mile eight, catching a cautious pack by surprise. By the time he got to the 25k mark, his lead was up to a minute. The thing about the Boston Marathon, though, is that there's something called the Newton Hills. Keflezighi should have lost time there but he attacked them and maintained his lead. Wilson Chebet made a move of his own, running 5k in 14:29 and, for the first time, Keflezighi looked over his shoulder. Chebet got within six seconds of him, but Keflezighi held on for the win after finding a final push as he turned down Boylston Street. It marked the 45th time an American man has won the race (and, quite possibly, the first time the winning male won wearing Skechers!)

The elite women's race featured the most impressive performances of the day. Rita Jeptoo defended her 2013 title, and won her third Boston overall, with a finish time of 2:18:57, breaking the course record of 2:20:43. It marked the first time in Boston history that a woman broke the 2:20 mark. Second place finisher Buzunesh Deba also broke the 2:20 mark and the old course record, coming in at 2:19:59. These fast paced times were not at all surprising, given the way the race started.

American Shalane Flanagan, aiming to become the first American woman to win the race since Lisa Larsen Weidenbach in 1985, set a blistering pace when the gun went off in Hopkinton. Flanagan seemingly tried to outrun the group, but it stayed together through 5:10 splits in the second mile and ran a 5:20 split over the first half of the race, breezing through the 13.1 mark with a 1:09:20 half. None of the women were able to shake each other. None of them probably dared to even try, as at the pace Flanagan went through the first 15, it was next to impossible to break away without emptying the tank. Eventually, a group of about five decided to make a move on Flanagan, together pushing the pace as they neared the bottom of Heartbreak Hill, the final climb of the Newton Hills. Eventually, Jeptoo and Deba broke from the back too, with the lead flip-flopping. But in the 24th mile, Jeptoo did something absolutely mind-boggling and ran a 4:48 mile. Cameras showed her running faster than the Green Line T in the background. At one point, according to commentator Larry Rawson, Jeptoo was even running faster than Keflezighi.

Flanagan ultimately finished seventh with a PR of 2:22:02, clearly not the result she set out to get with her ambitious pacing. However, without her pacing, Jeptoo wouldn't have set the record and this wouldn't have been one of the highest quality women's marathons in history.

But Jeptoo wasn't the only repeat marathon winner at Boston this year, as Tayana McFadden won her second consecutive title in convincing fashion, finishing over two minutes ahead of Wakako Tsuchida in 1:35:06.

McFadden's victory was her second major marathon victory in eight days, as on April 13 she won the London Marathon, setting a new course record in the process. With these two wins, McFadden is halfway to a second-straight, same-year Grand Slam (winning all four major marathons). McFadden, who didn't compete in her first marathon until 2009, has now won every major marathon that she's run, including New York (2010, 2013), Chicago (2009, 2011, 2012, and 2013), Boston (2013, 2014) and London (2013, 2014). And, for what it's worth, McFadden just brought home a silver medal from Sochi in the 1km Sprint sitting cross-country skiing event. Though, it was just her second career Boston victory, it's not outrageous to imagine McFadden winning a couple more and maybe, eventually, catching American Jean Driscoll, who holds the career record at Boston with eight.

But, no matter how many more victories McFadden gets at Boston, it'll be hard to catch the winningest competitor at Boston, Ernst Van Dyk. Van Dyk, from South Africa, won his 10th career title in 1:20:36. Van Dyk hadn't won in Boston since 2010 finishing third, sixth and second in the years between victories. But this year, Van Dyk took the lead and never looked back. There was no doubt that Van Dyk would recover from the previous years and win the race.

How very Bostonian of him.

Emotionally, the city showed its resilience, coming out in full force and lining the streets. Physically, the athletes pushed their bodily limits. It all seems fitting. This year's marathon was one of the greatest collective running efforts of all time. In typical Boston attitude, they had to be the best.

In Defense of the Career Development Center

Posted by The Editorial Board

As graduation draws closer, most seniors will tell you that finding a job is first and foremost on their list of concerns. Indeed, many students are still scurrying for the summer job or internship.. With the cost of college at an all-time high and the economy only recently beginning to pick back up, graduation looms large as a deadline for finding productive employment. During this time, the common narrative amongst seniors in the midst of the job search reacts negatively to the Career Development Center, a college resource meant to serve this very purpose. Students often voice frustrations with the scope of the CDC's knowledge and ability to help them find a job. However, this Editorial Board views the CDC more favorably and believes that, if utilized actively and exhaustively, the CDC has the tools to help students secure jobs and internships.

The Career Development Center offers a variety of resources, designed to aid students throughout their four years at the College. The CDC's main resources are its staff, available for career counseling appointments, the team of student Career Coaches, available in the CDC and the Library for office hours for resume and cover letter help, and the online resource My CDC where students can search a variety of databases for internships, jobs and alumni connections.

The CDC awards the Susan Hirsch Schwartz grants of up to $100 for students to put towards clothing, travel and other expenses associated with the job search. The CDC also provides a comprehensive timeline for students to manage and set up their career aspirations over the course of four years. Finally, the Center hosts a number of events throughout the year, from networking events in major cities (Boston or New York City) to Career Jam, a job and networking event, on campus.

This collection of services makes the CDC an incredible resource. It provides outlets for individualized material review, networking opportunities, job searches and funding for these opportunities. The CDC has covered all the bases necessary for a successful job search, and this Editorial Board holds that it is the student's job to take advantage of these resources to their full extent. Merely meeting with a Career Coach to look over your resume, or compiling a list of alumni contacts is not enough. Applying to five jobs gives you no guarantee of getting one. The job-seeking process is exhausting and must be exhaustive. There is always more to be done, on the part of both the student and the CDC. The CDC can and should continue to expand its services, but students should utilize existing services fully before beginning to blame their unemployment on the failure of Skidmore's career services.

It is in this College's best interest to have as many of its graduates employed as possible. Employed graduates are an excellent source of advertising for the College, are likely to provide job opportunities to current students, and are more likely to have the financial resources and the inclinations to donate to the College later on. The CDC is actively working to improve and respond to student needs. Under the new leadership of Kim Crabbe, the CDC has already adopted several new databases. Plans are in progress to adapt the business model of the center to make closer ties to other offices on campus. But the CDC can only do so much --  ultimately, the responsibility falls to the student .

This is a stressful time, but students should step up to the plate and take advantage of everything the CDC has to offer. Utilization of Career Services is not equivalent to the guarantee of employment, but it will provide a leg up. And for those students fortunate to not yet be at this milestone, the prudent initiative would be to stop by and familiarize yourself with these resources so that you are prepared for life beyond Skidmore, whenever that moment may be.

Task Force Assembled to Lead the College To Divestment

Posted by Danny Graugnard

A couple of months ago, the student body as well as general members of the College had been debating, discussing, and demanding that Skidmore College should divest from companies that do not appeal to the College's expectations and philosophies of sustainability.

In order to finally move forward in the process of divestment, the college has assembled a task force composed of three faculty members, three staff members, three students, and one trustee, all who have been carefully put through various willingness-to-serve processes and have their own respective constituency groups.

The task force will proceed to attain divestment in two focused phases detailed in the president's charge to the task force.

Phase I will be primarily research and brainstorming. The task force will be exploring what divestment means. "The purpose of this initial inquiry is to understand what this call for divestment is intended to accomplish in advancing the goals of sustainability and responsible operations." The task force will be researching what other similar colleges and universities have done regarding the issue of divestment, such as Middlebury or Colby. The task force is expected to complete the first phase by the end of the academic year.

Phase II focuses on taking all of this information and determining how divestment will affect the College's endowment, annual budget, financial aid, and other areas. Phase II is expected to be completed by the end of January 2015. 

Campus Safety Reports: April 11 to 17

Incidents of Note:
? Friday, April 11-Intoxicated Subject: Report received at 12:08 a.m. of three possibly intoxicated prospective students. Two of the students were located and escorted to their proper temporary residences. No medical attention necessary. Report issued.
? Monday, April 14-Accident: Reporting person stated at 12:15 p.m. that he struck a student with his car in the Sussman Village. The student was not seriously injured and left the scene hastily.
? Monday, April 14-Criminal Mischief: Reporting person stated at 7:50 p.m. that person(s) unknown had thrown a rock through his window in McClellan Hall. Dispatched officers who recorded the damage. Report issued.

Further Incidents:

Friday, April 11:
? College Violation: Excessive noise reported at 12:18 a.m. at Moore Way. Dispatched officers reported that residents lowered the volume upon request.
? College Violation: A large disruptive group was reported at 12:25 a.m. outside of the Sussman Apartments. Officers reported that the crowd had dispersed prior to their arrival.
? College Violation: Excessive noise reported at 12:30 a.m. at Dayton Drive. Officers dispatched reported that the occupants lowered the volume upon request.
? Drug Law Violation: Loud music and a suspicious odor reported at 12:30 a.m. at Wait Hall. Officer dispatched advised of a drug law violation. Report issued.
? Fire Alarm: Fire alarm activation received at 4:35 a.m. in Wilmarth Hall. All officers, maintenance and the Saratoga Springs Fire Department were notified to respond. Officers reported finding a faulty smoke head.
? Campus Safety Assist: A neighborhood complaint received at 8:30 p.m. of a disruptive party at a Skidmore-rented house. Police advised.

Saturday, April 12:
? Criminal Mischief: Report received at 1:44 a.m. that unknown subjects had thrown food on the stairwell in Penfield Hall. Officer was dispatched and the damage was recorded.
? College Violation: Loud music reported at 10:24 p.m. at Moore Way. Officer dispatched reported not detecting any noise.
? Campus Safety Assist: A neighborhood complaint received at 2:02 p.m. for excessive noise from an event at Case Center. Organizers were notified.
? Drug Law Violation: Officer detected drug use at 2:58 p.m. near Haupt Pond in violation of the New York State drug law and Campus policy. A marijuana pipe was confiscated with a report.

Sunday, April 13:
? College Violation: A noise complaint received at midnight in Kimball Hall. Officer reported that the complaint was unfounded at the time.
? Criminal Mischief: An empty vending machine with shattered glass reported at 7:07 a.m. in the Howe/Rounds lobby. Report issued.
? Criminal Mischief: Report received at 7:19 a.m. of a hole kicked in the wall at Wilmarth Hall. Officer dispatched recorded the damage and issued a report.
? Criminal Mischief: A discharged fire extinguisher reported at 8:21 a.m. in the basement of Penfield Hall. Report issued.
? Criminal Mischief: Criminal mischief reported at 7:39 p.m. in West Lot. Officer dispatched recorded the damage and issued a report.

Monday, April 14:
? College Violation: Noise complaint received at 12:03 a.m. at Whitman Way. Officers reported that residents lowered the volume of voices upon request.
? College Violation: Excessive noise reported at 10:50 a.m. at Moore Way. Officer dispatched reported being unable to detect any noise in the area.
? Suspicious Odor: A suspicious odor reported at 10:08 p.m. in Jonsson Tower. Dispatched officers reported that the odor had dissipated prior to their arrival. Subjects were gone on arrival.

Tuesday, April 15:
? Campus Safety Assist: Assistance requested at 5:02 p.m. with a welfare check in the Sussman Village. Dispatched officer located the subject and provided assistance. Report issued.

Wednesday, April 16:
? College Violation: Noise complaint received at 12:26 a.m. in Wait Hall. Officers who were dispatched reported that the residents lowered the volume upon request.
? Suspicious Odor: A suspicious odor reported at 9:08 p.m. in the Barrett Center. Dispatched officers reported that subjects fled the area upon their arrival. An odor of marijuana was detected.

Thursday, April 17:
? Suspicious Activity: A man on a motorcycle was reported at 4:09 a.m. conducting suspicious activity at the Zankel Music Center. The person was identified and no suspicious activity noted.
? College Violation: A loud noise was reported at 11:28 p.m. on the third floor of Wiecking Hall. Dispatched officers reported locating a loud noise on the second floor and that the subjects dispersed from the

NHL Awards: Calder, Adams, Selke and Lady Byng

Posted by Katie Peverada

Last week I wrote about my picks for the Hart Memorial Trophy, James Norris Memorial Trophy and Vezina Trophy. And other than Crosby being a lock for the Hart, the awards are highly contested. The Jack Adams Award could go to several different coaches, while the Calder Trophy could go to two rookies on the same team - or that guy out in Colorado. Here are my picks for the Calder Trophy, Jack Adams Award, Selke Trophy and the Lady Byng Award:

Calder Trophy (rookie of the year): As tempting as it is to give Tomas Hertl the nod for his four-goal dangle-fest, it's hard to ignore the impact that Nathan MacKinnon had on the rise of the Colorado Avalanche. MacKinnon led all rookies with 63 points and 39 assists and tied for first in scoring with 24 goals. MacKinnon did all this in an overachieving rookie class - see Ondrej Palat and Tyler Johnson in Tampa - and broke a Wayne Gretzky record by getting on the score sheet 13 games in a row. That 17 of his goals came on the power play shows the faith that Patrick Roy has in the rookie. MacKinnon, who averages 17:20 of ice time per game, wins for his overall contributions to his team and his rookie point-leading.

Jack Adams Award (coach of the year): Patrick Roy or Mike Babcock? Can't go wrong with either one. Babcock lost 417 man games to injury, including captain Henrik Zetterberg (37) and Pavel Datsyuk (37), but still managed to get the Red Wings to the playoffs for the 23rd straight season. Meanwhile, Roy took an Avalanche team that finished 29th overall last year and has turned them into a third place Cup contender. But the award has to go to Babcock because of what he did with, essentially, an AHL team. Roy had a potential Vezina and Calder winner on the ice for him. Babcock had Gustav Nyquist - who three months ago nobody outside of Maine knew anything about - and eight other Grand Rapids call-ups leading the way. It's only fitting that Babcock gets his first Jack Adams Award for the season in which he passed the Jack Adams for most wins by a Detroit coach with 414.

Selke Trophy (best defensive forward): In this case, thinking about whom the player is playing against is actually relevant. Patric Bergeron routinely takes on the opposing teams' best players for Boston, and starts 45.7 percent of his shifts in the defensive zone. Bergeron netted 62 points (30G, 32A) while winning 58.6 percent of his face-offs out of a total of 1,732 taken (for what it's worth, that's 35.4 percent of the Bruins' face-offs). Bergeron does it all, and he does it all over the ice.

Lady Byng Award (sportsmanship): Martin St. Louis had a minimal 10 penalty minutes this season while putting up 69 points (30G, 39A) and being on the ice for 25.7 shifts per game. That's nice and all, but Ryan O'Reilly of Colorado put up 64 points (28G, 36A), good enough for third on the team, averaged 19:49 per game, and had one minor penalty all year, because he played with a broken stick. Supports of Tyler Seguin might point to O'Reilly's measly 22 hits as a sign that he isn't penalized because he stays away from contact, but his 83 takeaways prove otherwise. His 64 points was a career high, by the way, and will undoubtedly help Colorado add to its award haul.

Special Stat Alert: 82 games make up the NHL season, but David Legwand - due to a midseason trade from Nashville to Detroit - played in 83 regular season games.

"I, Too, Am Skidmore" Aims to Express Individual Experiences On Predominantly White Campus

Posted by Danny Graugnard

"I, Too, Am Skidmore" is a campaign organized by a group of students in order to express voices of students of color and the experiences they've had on Skidmore's not-so diverse campus. The campaign is seeking to collect written opinions and experiences from both students and faculty.

Their mission statement reads: "As people of color our voices and experiences are all too often silenced. Our presence here is questioned. This campaign centers our voices and sheds light on our myriad experiences on Skidmore's predominantly white campus. We are here. Our voices matter. We, too, are Skidmore." Anyone interested may submit a piece of writing that can be an anecdote or opinion regarding their own personal experiences as minorities on campus.

The campaign has also launched a petition on change.org. The petition itself has made very specific demands about the College's curriculum, requirements, and more.

"We demand that Skidmore invest in an Ethnic Studies Department that focuses on the transnational experiences, cultures, histories of colonized and exploited groups around the world including, but not limited to African American, Caribbean American, Arab American, Indigenous, Latin, and Asian Pacific American courses. We demand that the courses in this department be taught by faculty of color."

Overall, the petition demands that topics such as race, ethnicity, and racial micro-aggressions, should be included in the curriculum in some form for the purpose of raising awareness of the presence of diversity in the College. At the moment, the petition, which requires at least 300 signatures, has reached more than 150 signatures.