Posted by Julia Martin
Skidmore College was recently ranked in Cosmopolitan Magazine as the 10th worst US college to meet single guys, just behind the University of South Dakota and Connecticut College.
But Cosmo left out any advice for college guys! Wanting to contribute to this hard-hitting and meaningful reporting, the Skidmore News has carefully compiled a list of the (surprisingly) worst places on the Skidmore campus to meet single women:
- Any men's bathroom
- Any men's locker room
- Deep within Northwoods, especially if you're off any sort of marked trail
- While getting a deep-rooted plantar wart removed at health services
- Inside your single room in Kimball Hall
- At the bottom of Haupt Pond
Best of luck.