Posted by As heard Eleanor Rochman
"I can't wait to go to the fire safely meeting so I can feel safe around fire."
person #1: "Do you want to smoke this stolen cigar with me?"
person #2: "Yes!"
"Bagels are just unfriendly donuts"
"The new Skidmore mascot should be like a unicorn narwal."
Dining hall war
person #1: "Are they barking?"
person #2: "Now I really feel like we're on the blue side"
person #1: "Nooo! They're crossing the border! Make them go back!"
"Sundae Wednesday sucks compared to Sundae Sunday pretty much because it doesn't rhyme"