By Jenn Florence, Pulp Editor
"Think about it. Witch doctors in a target parking lot." Overheard in Northwoods
"I'm not an animal. I'm an accent." Overheard in Zankel
"Field guide to Americans: white power hairstyles" Overheard in the library
"Existentialism is a more productive nihilism." Overheard in Northwoods
"I missed my appointment with the CDC. I hope that's not a metaphor for my future." Overheard in Case