"I may be taking a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to school, but I'm no child." Overheard in Case "You're going to have to start converting your money to more concrete things. Like diamonds." Overheard in Sussman
"Buttholes are forever." Overheard outside Joto
"My mom periodically sits me down and tells me that I'm going to die from my diet, and I still don't fuck with eggnog." Overheard in Northwoods
"There was a ship running from Canada to America filled with Ulysses and gin." Overheard Off Campus
"There is nothing about me that screams." Overheard Off Campus