Blurbs Overheard! Feb. 22

Posted by Pulp Editors

"That's what happens when you put a tiny sweater on a tiny pumpkin."

        Overheard in the Newsroom


"Alright, what I want you to do is take that blue crystal and rub it against your chest."


"No, no, I'm not gonna do that. This sweater is cashmere."

        Overheard at Flow Jam


"I'm gonna squat my way right to the top."

         Overheard in Northwoods


"Oh, sorry! I thought you said -phile, not -phobe! I thought you were saying you were, you know, a mega-pedo."

         Overheard in first floor of Case


"They brought back Blurbs Overheard!"

         Overheard in Spa

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