Posted by Pulp Editors
"She couldn't make it, she was feeding blind orphans or something."
Overheard at Sailing Club Meeting
"Gospel choir should clap more."
Overheard in the Newsroom
"I just got my eyebrows did."
Overheard second floor of Case
"She's like super-Jewish, you know...one hundred percent."
Overheard at second floor of Dining Hall
"If you polish a turd, it's still a turd."
"Yeah...why would you ever be polishing a turd, though?"
Overheard in the Atrium