Blurbs Overheard! 4/18

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"This kind of tastes like how lotion smells."
       Overheard in the Dining Hall
"How can I pay him back for the pizza, other than money?"
"How about a subtle, over the jeans, cock rub?"
       Overheard in Admissions
"That's a world class booty."
       Overheard in the Dining Hall
"I like love London because it like has like Parks."
       Overheard in Case Center

NBA Talk: Who will take the East?: When the Bulls and Heat likely face off for the Eastern Conference Finals, who will come out on top?

Registration now online after a four-day hiatus: Registrar says the system will function as expected for the Class of 2015 on Thursday