Posted by As heard Eleanor Rochman
"When I was your age, I was 18"
"romantical relationships are difficult when there's two people involved."
"When I'm having girl troubles, I just let my beard grow out."
"There's some guy dressed in tweed smoking a pipe outside of case. So Skidmore."
"What kind of nationality do you think Glotzbach is?
"It sounds like some kind of amish condiment, or, like ghetto mayonnaise."
person #1: "so, how are your fur-lined leggings?"
person #2: "Great! I..I.. feel like my legs are in a cloud."
"One time, when I was drunk, I told all my friends I was an illegal immigrant."
person #1: "no but seriously, you guys, I used to have slight arachnophobia."
person #2: "What? You used to have slutty rat phobia?"
-- realm: 3th floor of library
"someone should scream really really loudly"
"sound does not exist on the fourth floor"