Toys are no longer just for children: What Would C. Do? Advice from an Anonymous Friend

Posted by C.

One more week of the roughest, toughest times of the year when our souls are waiting to be thawed out from the winter tundra.

It is a difficult time for all, even if you see people having a jolly ol' time. We all are struggling to finish work and finally pull out our favorite spring apparel.

Let's hope things pick up when we get back looking (semi) toned, (maybe) tanned, fit and ready to go out in a pretty dress sans tights and snow boots.

Dear C,

I won a vibrator at the ‘sex toy bingo' the other week, but haven't used it yet. I'm almost nervous to use it because I never have before and I'm jealous of my friend who loves playing with sex toys.

–In Need of Some Good Vibrations

Dear In Need of Some Good Vibrations,

This is probably the best prize you could have won; it not only makes you feel good but also makes hook ups that much better.

In high school, my friends and I did not understand masturbation and even looked down upon it. When I came (ha!) here, I was very open with my friends in talking about it and really changed my opinions.

I was extremely nervous, but one of my good friends was a pro; she told me what to expect and what to do. I was so nervous, I made an "o" playlist, which of course included John Mayer's "Your Body is a Wonderland."

Well, it worked.

It took a bit to get used to, but once you get the gist you will see why your friend loves playing with her toys so much.

Do not too timid to ask your friend, or even look up "how-to's" on the internet.

Have fun, and perhaps listen to Usher and you'll be going, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh my gosh!"

Have an ah-mazing break!

Stars and Hearts,

C.

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