How to deal with spring flings and bumpy things: What Would C. Do? Advice From an Anonymous Friend

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Spring Break has finally broken! Let's hope by the time we get back the snow has partially melted and the sun is out more than three days a week.

Spend this week rejuvenating by finding some new man meat for a spring fling or by aiding your bumpy v.

Dear C,

If a guy says he doesn't want a relationship, does that mean he doesn't want one with me?

Blue Valentine

Dear Blue Valentine,

Yes, that is precisely what it means.

I hate to be the barer of bad news, but if a guy wants to date a girl he will. However, his intentions might be selfish, or for your benefit.

Perhaps he does not want to date you because he likes you as a friend, it is bad timing or he likes someone else.

Either way, it is better he be honest with you rather than start a doomed relationship and break your heart. Appreciate his honesty and move on—I know, easier said than done.

You should want to be with someone who wants every morsel of you, and who is proud and loud to say it too.

Dear C.,

How do I tell my bf about my ingrown hair?


Dear Bumpelstiltskin,

Who says you need to tell him? However, if you feel like you need to, there are different ways you can unleash info on the beast below.

If you are half of a humor-filled relationship, you can send him a picture of the grossest ingrown you can find on the net and tell him to watch out for this upcoming attraction.

If you are more subdued, you might just want to cover it up with Neosporin and a band-aid until it goes away. Say you nicked yourself shaving.

If you are a frisky minx and think he will be looking, if he asks, "Ew, what is that?" sultrily whisper in his ear the truth while playing with his favorite spot—this should be distracting enough.

Guys do not really care to know what we have going on down there, as long as we are still in service. So do not feel like you need to tell him the bump and grind of what bodily stuff you have going on—as long as it is not contagious!

Hearts and Stars,


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