Last week, just in time for Valentine's Day, Gloria Steinem offered sage love advice to young women everywhere: if you want to meet men, just support Bernie Sanders. "When you're young, you're thinking, where are the boys?" she said during her recent interview on Real Time With Bill Maher.
"The boys are with Bernie." Though this claim seemed to be met with mixed reactions, the Skid News editorial board was unanimously in favor of the idea that young women are only political to meet men.
In that same vein, just in case your Valentine's Sunday was a quiet one, the Skidmore News has compiled a list of other great ways to meet men on campus:
Get a job in d-hall! Remember, men love when women help prepare and clean up their food.
Wear leggings to class! They're comfortable for you, but really they're obviously just for the men around you.
Attend one of Glotzbach's fireside chats! El Presidente isn't the only hombre getting cozy by the fireplace in the atrium! It's a known fact that over ninety percent of the two students that have attended the chats in the last year and a half have kissed someone before.
Sports! Watch some of those! I think we have some teams about to play some games!
Sit in on a class that you're not registered for! It can be so hard for some of us Gloria Juniors in our gender studies classes to meet fellas, so sit in on some classes that boys actually take, like, physics or something!
Attend a Skidmore News general meeting on Mondays at 9:00 PM in the newsroom! Think journalism is boring? Think again! These aren't your grandma's copy editors. It's another known fact that at least half of the eligible bachelors on the Skid News editorial board know how to almost unhook a bra. Come, write, chat with the editors, and take your pick!
Happy Galentine's Day from the Skidmore News!