Blurbs Overheard April 10, 2014 Skidmore News "The wet spot is fine, just stop talking about it." "It is shocking how many people are talking to themselves right now." "Yesterday, I woke up at 2:00, took a 3 hour nap during the day, and fell asleep at 9:00. All I've done today is stand in different parts of my room." "She socialized a lot yesterday, so she'll be out for a couple of days now." "I said to myself, 'I need to read 90 pages of this book right now' and then I fell asleep." "It felt like they were our dog-walkers taking us on a walk." "They are Skidmore royalty. They are an integral part of my life here." "All I want is an STD, preferably HIV or Chlamydia; they're the cutest."